Women Don't Want to Kiss Grizzlies

Hairy all over? Haven't you heard that hairless is more? Not that you've got to rid all your locks, just your facial hair that can't invite a kiss. You'll get no calls coming.

Yeah Women Adore Hairy Chests, But...

After you draw your business card from your business card case to give to a charming miss, don't attempt to show off your hairy chest. Not all females fall for a carpeted chest. Hirsute admirers are just fine, as long as they have hair in the right places - chest, legs, upper lip, chin, and armpits - or else, your business card will just land in a heap in the dustbin.

You'll know if you've overdone your bohemian looks if your girlfriend/wife or mother complain about your fuzzy face. There's a point in their grumblings. Hairy faces remind them of Neanderthals who roamed the earth thousands of years ago. Wake up! This is the 21st century, and not all females are crazy about furry faces or chests. It's tacky. Instead, be a smooth operator. You won't be running girls around waving your business card case.

Of course, there are exceptions. Keep all your hair if you're an outdoor person; you'll need all that hair to keep safe from all that sun and wind. But if you're a metro guy, please know that fuzzy faces and hairy chests have died a silent death (hurrah for the hairless specimens).

Be a Smooth Operator

In the sex and the city mode, you need to be a smooth operator at all costs so your girl and women in general won't be able to resist to take a covetous second look at you. Don't get manic, though, and shave your armpits and legs, or your girlfriend will start wondering if you strut on the beach white and hairless all over.

Career-wise, it won't do you any good to have that disheveled look paired with a three-day growth of hair, even if you tell them you're growing a beard. Clients and prospective clients judge a man by his looks and his accessories, including his business cards and business card case.

A hairy visage diminishes efforts to achieve a polished look - dress pants, silk ties with tie bars, shiny pocket watches, matching belts and shoes, and a professional looking business card case. A curly David Beckham is adorable, yet he does not have to cultivate facial hair; what is there to see if it's all his hairy glory on the glossies? Do you get the point?

Hairless is More

Grab those shaving gadgets - electric razors (Braun, Norelco, or Remington) that pulsate to lessen the friction on your skin. Or, for a less harrowing neck shave, a Norelco Arcitec will do the job. For those pesky hairs on the nose and ears, get a nose and ear trimmer with blades so sharp it does the job of removing these unwanted hair perfectly.

If you want a body job, a Remington body groomer should be considered. No more painful nicks on your tender flesh this time. With a smooth look, you'll be getting all the approval from the opposite sex and from your clients. You wouldn't be wasting your time with your business card case this time. Plus, you'll get all the kisses - you're grizzly no more.